About

Hi, I'm Nacho, the Chief Investigator

The Chief Investigator Chihuahua has one mission:

To connect every dot on the internet.

Armed with a tinfoil hat, unlimited curiosity, and absolutely no ability to distinguish between coincidence and destiny, the Chief Investigator tirelessly examines breaking news, scientific discoveries, market trends, viral memes, UFO sightings, and unusually confident social media posts.

No theory is too strange.

No chart is too suspicious.

No coincidence goes unquestioned.

If enough red string exists, a connection can always be found.